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Monday, October 24, 2005

Movie Quote of the Day (10/24)

Can you guess what movie this classic movie quote is from?

"Are you okay? Is everything all right?"

I am quoting a movie by writing one of the lines from that movie in this blog.

answer tomorrow (or later on today!!!)!!!

Friday, October 21, 2005


Come on, guys. Give me my lunch bag back. What are you gonna do? You're gonna close your locker and then start walking to French, but then you're just gonna turn around and open your locker back up. You're not gonna really keep my lunch bag. Let's just cut to the chase and give me my lunch bag back.

Kelly. Kelly. This is not funny. This is only funny to you and Derek. And I'm not even sure it's really that funny to you, if you really think about it. You don't have to do every stupid thing Derek tells you to do.

I'm not saying you're stupid, D. This is tenth grade. We're sophomores now, OK? Let's act mature. It doesn't seem like a big deal year, but I think it is. A lot of colleges are starting to look at tenth grade. Seriously.

Give me my lunch bag. Just give it.

I'm presenting in Chemistry today. Mr. Boyer told me specifically to ask some really tough questions because he feels like a lot of the class is not getting electrolysis. If you guys give me my lunch bag back, you will not be called on, if you catch my drift. It'll be like you're not even there.

Kelly! Goddammit! I feel my blood sugar dropping already!

Let's think about the weekend, right guys? Who's psyched about the three day weekend?

There's egg salad in there. Your locker will reek.

OK, guys. I'm heading to class. I'm not gonna turn around. I'm not even gonna say anything to Mrs. Crawford. I'm just gonna sit down and hope that my lunch bag is just placed on the book rack under my chair.

Au revoir.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Can you match a patch to these pants?

Yesterday's classic movie quote was from...Back to the Future Part II.

You are all cowards, because no one even attempted to guess a movie.



Text-Based Cat Cartoon #3

An old woman stands up out of her dusty armchair. Her eyes are vacant, blank behind her spectacles. Her chin disappears into a mess of wrinkles on her neck. Her tiny arm defiantly holds a television remote control towards the sky. She thinks, or perhaps declares, "The cat channel doesn't require cable."

On top of her broken TV sits a cat.

(This Text-Based Cat Cartoon is dedicated to the grandmothers of AMERICA.)

Movie Quote of the Day (10/17)

Can you guess what movie this classic movie quote is from?

"I haven't."

Let those movie guesses start rolling in!!!

answer tomorrow (or later on today!!!)!!!

Friday, October 14, 2005


Stacy Keach Joe Wengert

Joe Wengert Stacy Keach

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Happy Yom Kippur

This Yom Kippur, I decided that "Peek-A-Boo!" is not a good song. I already knew it was one of my least favorite Devo songs. The situation frustrates me a bit, because it should be a cool song. It's about the concept of object permanence. It makes a game you play with babies seem scary. It's by Devo. Unfortunately, it's still terrible.

I'm not Jewish.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Are you sure you're a newspaper, New York Post?

Are you sure??

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

According to Jim


DO NOT spoil tonight's episode of According to Jim if you see me tomorrow. I did not watch it. In fact, I haven't watched any of the episodes for this season yet. I finally finished my season four DVDs last night after staying up all night, three nights in a row. (There were some major bombshells dropped last season, right?) I totally want to watch the new season without having anything ruined.

Please don't tell me any of your theories or any of the symbols you're notcing or anything like that until I catch up. On another note, if any of you are on any of my ATJ e-mails lists, PLEASE DON'T SPOIL ANYTHING IN THE SUBJECT LINE OF YOUR E-MAILS! I unfortunately found out about Dana's wedding way too early last year.

I'm sure the new season is amazing, just let me get caught up before we dish on it.

I'm so obsessed with this show!

Monday, October 10, 2005

Ham Smoke

Yesterday's classic movie quote was from...Back to the Future Part II.

You really know your stuff, "anonymous!"

The spirit award goes to, Chris Woznitza, the German guy who visited this site.

Hopefully somebody will be able to rival "anonymous" next time.


Now, in an effort to:

1. Get my blog to come up when people google "Stacy Keach"
2. Get "Stacy Keach" to come up when people google my name
3. Up the Stacy Keach content of this blog...

Joe Wengert Stacy Keach
Stacy Keach Joe Wengert

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Movie Quote of the Day (10/9)

Can you guess what movie this classic movie quote is from?

"Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week!"

Post your movie guesses in the comments!!

answer tomorrow!!!

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Evil Woman


I can certainly understand why you might be confused, Brian. People think its strange to see their barber anyplace that's not the barbershop. I guess I'm the last guy you'd expect to see at your spring recital.

I'll keep my review short: Magnificent! I'm not a classical music buff per se, but I think if I had shown up here in a blindfold tonight, someone could've convinced me that I was listening to an adult orchestra, not a class of 7th graders.

What? No, no, I'm here with your elegant Aunt Cheyenne. She's making use of the facilities.

That's right. I'm here as her date. Tonight is to be my big introduction to the family. I thought you'd be in on the old surprise because I expected to see you in the shop by now. Getting a little shaggy there, young man.


Can I tell you something, Brian? I'm a little nervous. I think your Aunt is...quite a masterpiece and I don't want to blow my chances tonight. I might check in with you when we head over to the Baskin Robbins to see how I'm doing. Just give me a thumbs up or a thumbs down if I look at you. Subtley is the key.

I noticed that all of the cellists in your orchestra are Asian. Makes you wonder.

I started up some new magazine subscriptions. There'll probably be two issues of Teen People there the next time you come in. Hopefully nobody walks out with 'em, right?

I've cut about 60% of the hair up there on that stage tonight.

Hey, I got ya something. That's old-fashioned rosin I picked up for you at the RennFair. You're aunt's trying to pull some strings with mom to see if we can bring you along with us next time. Keep your fingers crossed!

OK, here's comes my lady. You wanna ride over with us in the Durango?


No? OK. Don't forget the signal, alright buddy? Maybe the next time you come into the shop, "Uncle" Don will be cutting your hair.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

How to draw "Snagglepuss" - Step 3

Step 3: Finish drawing "Snagglepuss."

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

How to draw "Snagglepuss" - Step 2

Step 2: Add a curved line from the tip of his nose for his mouth.



Angela wait!

You can get on that bus, but I want you to think about my offer on your ride home. Take the whole weekend to think about it if you need to. Just know that my offer still stands and I really mean it.

I can make you the next student council class president. I know you think a lot of people don't like you Angela, but you're wrong. Some people probably don't like you, but that's because they don't know you. They are only judging you on what they see, but you are so much better than how you look.

I hold the keys to your future, but you have to lead me to the door. I don't know where the door is. Only you where that door is.


People look at you and they just see your glasses or your bad posture and they think "ugly" or "boring" or "weirdo." These people don't know you. I used to think really mean things about you, too, but this summer I really changed who I am and now I realize that I should be good to people like you. But you have to let me do that.

I want to wipe off the dust and stuff that is blocking the beautiful jewel that's inside of you away so everybody at Center Rock can see you shine. But you have to trust me enough to let me get close so I can wipe off the dirt.

Let's face it, Angela. You need this. You are in like no clubs. And you need to have clubs on your records if you ever want to get into a good college. There's no reason why everyone in your family has to go to Arcadia.


Angela wait!

You are a plain, boring moth, but with my help I can make you be a beautiful butterfly. I can make you flap your wings all the way to being the class president of the student council.

Fire on High

Mayor Bloomberg has announced that he will not attend Thursday night's mayoral debate at the Apollo Theater in Harlem. The debate will go on as planned, allowing a more pressing question to be answered...



How to draw "Snagglepuss" - Step 1

Step 1: Draw a small, upside-down triangle with rounded edges for the nose.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Sonford and San

Yesterday's classic movie quote was from...Back to the Future Part II.

Great job, "anonymous!"

I hope to see more guesses next round!


Text-Based Cat Cartoon #2

A man and a woman are talking to someone named Carlo seated at a kitchen table. They are drinking coffee.

MAN: "Let's discuss your options, Carlo: You can continue to act like a total maniac, upsetting everybody, or you can give us all a break and have the operation, with the added benefit of freeing yourself from frustration for the rest of your life."

Carlo is a cat.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Movie Quote of the Day

Can you guess what movie this classic movie quote is from?

"Jennifer! Oh are you a sight for sore eyes! Let me look at you!"

Movie answer tomorrow!!!

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