Jesus for Caddyshack II

Comedian Jackie Mason is suing the "Jews for Jesus" for distributing pamphlets featuring his name, likeness, and "shtick." Earlier reports that he was suing the organization "Jews for Caddyshack II" were incorrect.

Whether or not he will have a problem with my organization "Caddyshack II for Jesus" remains to be seen.

Now it's time to play "Which of these statements is a Jackie Mason joke?" (Hint: The other statements are actual Mason quotes about Islam, and I'm pretty sure they are not jokes.)

A. "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something"

B. "Islam: religion of oppression, discrimination, violence, terror, war, superstition, intolerance and prejudice... To Islam the war, which they lost centuries ago, continues... Muslims, married to a failed past, offer little hope for integration into modern society."

C. "[Islam is} a murderous religion. This is amazing information that almost nobody is aware of … everyone thinks that it's a legitimate religion that preaches love and brotherhood. The truth of the matter is [that terrorists] are reflecting the religion and following the religion. They are following the orders of the religion directly from the Quran … in plain English, the whole Muslim religion is preaching and teaching hate, terrorism and murder, and nobody knows it, and its about time they found out about it. The Quran … is 50 versions of hate, venom, hostility, and murder … dedicated to terrorism … I don't know how we can call it a religion in the traditional sense. It should be called a murderous organization that's out to kill people.



Comedy!