You say Tor-chure, I say Tor-cha

Amnesty International has accused Tony Blair of undermining decades of human rights progress after ministers admitted they would use information gained by torture to prevent attacks on the United Kingdom. Blair had this to say:

“We are against torture of any kind...that happens on purpose. Like, did you ever borrow a CD from a friend, and then you keep forgetting to return it, and then they move away so you just keep it? This is just like that. Except instead of accidentally stealing someone’s CD, we’re talking about accidentally shooting someone up with saline solution to make them urinate on themselves. Whoops!”